theres this show called reign or smthn idek what its about i dont watch it but my friend horticulturalcephalopod does and she liveblogs it and as much as ive gathered so far its about a dog that can foretell the future? idk
get well soon jenny you giant life ruiner
surgeon simulator sure is A Game
stormy is going on about a mail-man game and it reminded me of teo/monster guild. monster guild was this story idea i wanted to turn into a tabletop game about couriers living in a world inhabited by humans and monsters, with some monsters who were citizens and others that were just wild animals. you had to travel over the land keeping letters and goods safe from all sorts of monsters, and got different stat perks based on if you were human or monster, and what sort of monsters. certain wild monsters would ignore you if you were a monster, but certain human settlements wouldn’t let you in, or shops might not serve you.
there would be both environmental factors that could damage your mail, like rainstorms if you didn’t have waterproofing, or heat waves spoiling food goods you’re carrying. and the type of mail you have would draw different dangers - eg. food drawing monsters by the smell, or if you worked for a company you’d have to wear a uniform and this would make you a target for bandits and highwaymen.
bah. anyway. i’m not good at making that stuff, so i just let the idea rot in the end.
they call him the don’s crocodile
because once he’s got his teeth in you, there’s no shaking him off
laffo this took me 6½ hours kill me
WELL YOU FUCKIN ASKED, MISTER
i will die for this brotp
british journalists who run an urban legend webzine and travel around north america to investigate stories about monsters? yeah! YEAH!! yeah…
HE’S GOT A CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY OF EATING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, SHE IS OBSESSED WITH HER OWN SKEWED AND FICTIONAL VIEW OF “AMERICAN CULTURE”, TOGETHER THEY ARE TERRIBLE AT THEIR JOB
secretly mad i cant put them in the comic even tho they exist in igneverse
19 and 26
How comfortable are they with animals (pets, other domesticated beasts, wild animals)?
mel is ambivalent about most animals, but really can’t stand lizards.
kevin LOVES ALL ANIMALS (and they take to him really easily) and has always always always wanted to own a dog!!
and sammie is an animal
How competitive are they? Do they expect to win or think they’re going to lose? Can they take either outcome gracefully?
kevin is competitive in the heat of the moment, but afterwards is one of those “as long as you had fun, it was worth it” guys.
mel and sammie are both very competitive, but while sammie is competitive in the way sane people are competitive and just sulks a but when he loses, mel goes completely apeshit
glad to finally finish this. thanks for all the help, kind words, and support from friends.
if you are over the age of 18 and are okay with weird monster porn, i have unlocked my nsfw blog. it contains mostly monster dicks because i have Z E R O interest in actual dicks.
i cry whenever someone is kind to me. sometimes it’s out of joy, mostly it’s out of self-revulsion and anger.
i live literally across the road from a bottle shop and have the dubious honour of being recognised as a) a regular who b) buys in bulk