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i guess you could say i was tryna make some… cold hard cash.
(i don’t know why my wallet was in the fridge, sometimes i do dumb shit i don’t remember doing for absolutely no reason)
really had to force myself to draw today. idk my hands wouldnt co-operate.
heres my problem child species of space monster, the hiver. despite having a really clear image of them in my head, i can never quite settle on a design for them on paper. ive tried to tackle them several times before, but never really was satisfied.
i know that their space suit/exoskeleton things have these big spiked wheels on their back, idk why, its just an image ive held really really clearly. i know they have helmets would look like an actual face, albeit of an extremely odd creature. replayed twiprin recently and got a little inspired by that. also always imagined them with these head tentacles that fan out when theyre angry, like a frill on a frill-necked lizard, to appear intimidating. but i could never get them to sit naturally. i was thinking maybe that had some sort of like, flowerbud skull that opens up.
well, we’ll see.
whaaaaat thanks everyone! i’ve reached my target goal to pull myself from the wreckage of my own making, and also will earn enough left over to take my mother out somewhere for her birthday, so i’m done! this old horse is going to pasture!!
cynischism and i would make the most confusing yet terrifying pair of thugs
1. im a huuuge fan of deathgod characters. *v* laUGHS I HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED SAEED WHO’S THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE MISANTHROPE IN THE WORLD. he works in tech support of some shitty company and spends his days telling people “have you tried turning it off and then on again. try doing it AT THE WALL.” or having to go up and getting people being like “oh could i get like an AMERICAN tech guy?” (he’s 2nd gen pakistani). so he just hates everyone including himself. and then aphrodite was like “i feel like going on holiday, guess i should leave someone in charge tho, YOU’LL DO.” [points to saeed]
2. cannibalism mention under cut? vvvv
1. OMG. FLORIST ASSASSIN. DOES SHE LIKE. TUXEDO MASK PEOPLE. THROW ROSE DARTS??
i have a character who is HALF MAN and HALF FISH and also HALF UNICORN
2. LAUGHS AZAD. melanie actually has a pet too. it’s a 6-legged albino lizard of unknown species that hisses at everyone and tries to bite anyone that touches him, which can cause massive swelling. his name is shakespeare because “he’s a cranky old white dude who receives more love than he really deserves”.
hes been responsible for at least 6 interns quitting because she keeps him loose in her office and he runs up to anyone who enters and crawls up their pants. she really shouldn’t be given the responsibility of another living being but then shakespeare shouldn’t be given the responsibility of life. thing needs to be put down.
3. THAT’S REALLY REALLY CUTE. OMG. I’M SO CHARMED.
all of melanie’s coworkers have some sort of weird power because Org. hiring practices are “keep these weirdos where we can see/control them. one of them has a “door” on her stomach that sends anything put in it into a kind of void, and she can remove and store objects from it as she pleases, no matter how big. the only limit is that the weight of all the stuff can’t exceed the weight of what she could physically carry herself. so it’s basically useless and embarrassing because she has to lift up her shirt to get these curtain rods or whatever she’s carrying so she hates it and never ever mentions it to anybody.
4. omg ivan. that’s my boy. i don’t have any characters with allergies i think? it’s not something i think of, because i don’t think of them eating, because i kiiiind of have phagophobia but not quite. but melanie doesn’t like chocolate. it’s too sweet for her. but her birthday falls on february 14 and sammie takes advantage of the holiday seasons to buy all the shitty gross cheapass chocolate and gifts he can to give to her for her birthday just to troll her.
5. GOOD. MULLET-ROCK APPRECIATION BLOG 2014.
this sounds fun omg
look at this picture of mel from last year. i hate this picture a lot. cus i remember drawing it. i was drunk out of my mind on whiskey and had a super fever from the flu and i was honestly so bad i was having hallucinations i was so fucked up. i was in the worst state of mind.
and yet it reminds the single best picture of mel ive ever drawn imo. it captured her essence of cute yet disgruntled tininess in a way i’ve never been able to replicate since. what the fuck.
psa: please do not delete the original artist’s comments